A wise man once said the mind wants to play free from the assembly line of thought- further analysis of this breaking story revealed said mind had in fact been forced to work overtime without adequate compensation, state mandated lunch, 10 minute breaks, or even bathroom breaks.

The mind had in fact been denied not only from playing free from the assembly line of thought, but denied from peeing or using the bathroom in any form, from the assembly line of thought. The mind had been found to have unfortunately stored decades worth of waste in expired “Nestle pure life” water bottles strewn about the assembly line of thought.

“What was most disturbing,” one eye witness accounted, was the vast amount of nestle pure life water bottles found filled to the brim with excrement. Next to the bottles was a sticky note, with the mysterious words, “Wait for the top to POP and for the love of god- don’t forget to FULLY take the cap off FIRST,” indicating a valuable lesson had been learned one very dark day, more than likely leaving said individual feeling “down in the dumps.” This reporter digresses.

The mind was later found dead, having been crushed under the weight of its own waste, contained in expired nestle pure life water bottles. A court case was considered, but immediately struck down on the grounds that no one wanted to deal with it.

One mind. Too many bottles. Back to you.